Cerberus Automotive and Diagnostic Solutions
Welcome to Cerberus Automotive & Diagnostic Solutions
Your Trusted Partner in Automotive Locksmithing & Diagnostics
At Cerberus Automotive & Diagnostic Solutions, we pride ourselves on delivering top-tier automotive locksmith and diagnostic services with precision, speed, and reliability. Whether you're locked out of your vehicle, need a key replacement, or require advanced diagnostics, our expert team is here to help—24/7.
With cutting-edge tools and industry expertise, we ensure your vehicle gets the care it deserves. From emergency lockout assistance to transponder programming and ignition repairs, we provide efficient solutions tailored to all makes and models.
Why Choose Cerberus?
✅ Fast & Reliable Service – We get you back on the road quickly.
🔑 Comprehensive Locksmith Solutions – From key cutting to high-security programming.
🚗 Advanced Vehicle Diagnostics – Pinpointing issues with precision.
⚙️ Expert Technicians – Skilled professionals with years of experience.
🛠 Affordable & Transparent Pricing – No hidden fees, just honest service.
SERVICES
🔥 CERBERUS AUTOMOTIVE - YOUR CAR'S BEST FRIEND
🚨 EMERGENCY HEROES (24/7)
"Locked Out? We're 30 Minutes Out!"
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Car lockouts solved FAST
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Keys lost? Keys found! (Well, replaced!)
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Broken key extraction - we fish 'em out
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Emergency response across South Yorkshire, West Yorkshire & Chesterfield
🔑 KEY MASTERS
"New Keys, Who Dis?"
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Transponder Keys: £75 (Dealers charge £200+!)
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Key Fob Replacement: From £80
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Key Programming: From £50
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Key Blade Cutting: From £10
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Key Repairs: From £50
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All Keys Lost: From £150 (We've got you covered!)
🔍 DIAGNOSTIC DETECTIVES
"We Speak Fluent Car Problems"
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Expert Diagnostics: £45/hr (Not £100+ like dealers!)
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Module Coding: From £100
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Engine Light Mysteries: SOLVED
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BMW, Audi, VW Whisperers: We know German cars inside out
⚡ TECH UPGRADES
"Pimp Your Ride (Professionally)"
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BMW Apple CarPlay: From £100 (Hello, 21st century!)
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Can Phantom Immobiliser: £400 (Fort Knox for your car)
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Module Repairs: Specializing in BMW footwell modules & CAS units
💰 THE CERBERUS PROMISE
"Honest Service, Honest Prices"
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✅ 50% CHEAPER than dealerships
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✅ NO TRAVEL FEES (within 1-hour radius)
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✅ 12-MONTH WARRANTY on everything
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✅ TRANSPARENT PRICING - no nasty surprises
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✅ MOBILE SERVICE - we come to you!
📍 WHERE WE ROAM
South Yorkshire | West Yorkshire | Chesterfield "If you're within an hour, we're on our way!"
⏰ WHEN WE'RE AVAILABLE
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Monday-Saturday: 8:30am - 8:30pm
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Sunday: 9:30am - 5:00pm
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EMERGENCIES: 24/7 (Because cars don't sleep!)
📞 GET HELP NOW
"One Call Solves It All"
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Mobile: 07881147828
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Home: 01709925905
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WhatsApp: Tap to chat instantly
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Email: Cerberus.Remapping@gmail.com
🏆 WHY CHOOSE CERBERUS?
"Meet Ash - Your Certified Car Savior"
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NVQ in Vehicles ✓
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Certified Locksmith ✓
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Automotive Diagnostics Expert ✓
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Fed up with dealership ripoffs ✓✓✓
"We're not just cheaper - we're BETTER!"
🎯 BOTTOM LINE: Save money, get expert service, sleep better knowing your car's in good hands.
Ready to ditch the dealership drama? Call 07881147828!
Cerberus Automotive - Where your car problems meet their match! 🚗💪
£45 PH
10 British pounds
Price on Call
from £45
From £80
From £100
70 British pounds
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🚗 MEET ASH - THE CAR WHISPERER
"From Frustrated Customer to Your Automotive Hero"
Once upon a time... I was just another poor soul getting absolutely FLEECED by dealerships. You know the drill - "That'll be £600 for a key, mate" and "We need to keep your car for 3 days to plug in a computer."
Plot twist: I got so fed up, I thought "Sod this, I'll learn to do it myself!"
Fast forward a few certifications later (NVQ in Vehicles, Locksmith quals, and enough diagnostic training to make a BMW computer cry), and here we are - Cerberus Automotive!
🤔 WHY "CERBERUS"?
"Because like the three-headed dog guarding the gates of Hades, I protect you from the three evils of automotive service:"
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Overpricing (Not on my watch!)
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Hidden Fees (Transparency is my middle name... well, it's actually James, but you get the point)
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Rubbish Service (I actually answer my phone AND show up when I say I will!)
📊 RANDOM FACTS ABOUT ASH:
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Can program a BMW key faster than you can say "expensive dealership"
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Has rescued more people from car lockouts than the AA (probably)
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Speaks fluent "German Car Problems"
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Once drove 45 minutes to help someone locked out... on my wedding anniversary (yes, really!)
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Coffee consumption directly correlates with diagnostic accuracy
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Has a personal vendetta against overpriced car keys
🎯 MY MISSION:
"To save the good people of South Yorkshire, West Yorkshire, and Chesterfield from automotive daylight robbery, one honest service call at a time."
⚡ WHAT MAKES ME TICK:
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The "Aha!" moment when I solve a tricky diagnostic puzzle
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Happy customers who can't believe they saved £200+
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24/7 availability because cars have terrible timing
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That satisfied feeling when a BMW module finally behaves itself
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Knowing I'm not ripping anyone off (revolutionary concept, I know!)
🚨 WARNING:
Side effects of using Cerberus Automotive may include:
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Sudden realization of how much you've been overpaying
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Telling all your mates about "this brilliant locksmith"
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Never wanting to visit a dealership again
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Excessive happiness when your car actually works
📞 WHEN I'M NOT RESCUING CARS:
I'm probably researching the latest automotive tech, attending trade shows, or explaining to my family why I need "just one more diagnostic tool."
Fun fact: I've turned car problems into car solutions for hundreds of customers, and I'm not stopping anytime soon!
🎬 THE END RESULT? You get expert service, honest pricing, and someone who actually cares about fixing your car properly the first time.
Ready to experience automotive service that doesn't suck? Call Ash: 07881147828
P.S. - Yes, I really do answer my phone. Revolutionary, I know! 📞😄
Contact Us
Address
We Cover South Yorkshire , West Yorkshire and Chesterfield
Contact
Opening Hours - Main
Mon - Fri
8:30 am – 8:30 pm
Saturday
08:30 am – 8:30 pm
Sunday
9:30 am – 5:00 pm
